February In’s & Out’s

IN

God – Duh

Overdressing – Better to be over than under.

Bed rotting (if everything’s done) – Work first, then rot.

Doom scrolling on Pinterest – The only social media that doesn’t make me hate my life.

Baking something new every weekend – Ina Garten has me in a chokehold.

Sun tanning – I like being tan, my irish genes do not. 

Praying at every inconvenience – “Lord, please fix it.”

Deleting any trace of you on social media – Do I exist?

Smiling – People leave you alone more.

Not multitasking – Turns out, focusing works.

Kaytranada – Duh

Matching PJs – Cute.

The left side of my neck popping at the chiropractor – A religious experience.

Forcing myself to do my routines – Because I won’t do them otherwise.

Podcasts – Specifically Sadie Robertson Huff – I watch too much Duck Dynasty

Reading until I pass out – Free sleep aid.

House music circa 2013-2018 – You had to be there

Being blunt – Saves time.

BioFreeze – My neck hurts.

"Again" – Fetty Wap – No explanation needed.

Eucalyptus – Smells clean.

Pap smears – Not fun, but necessary.

Pet vacuums – Iykyk

Walking – Easy, free workout.

Resistance band exercises – No gym required.

Being a basic white girl – It is what it is.

OUT

Dating – Not in the mood.

Not praying when I wake up – Starting the day reckless.

Alexa playing from Amazon Music instead of Spotify – Absolutely not.

Hitting snooze – Just making it worse.

Being mean – Trying to do better.

Anything from Bath & Body Works – Too much.

Regret – Just pray and move on.

Acne – Why is this still happening?

Microfiber – Hate it.

Social media – Over it.

Meaningless texting – Let’s not.

Men who show me too much attention – Please don’t.

Men who give me attention in general – No thanks.

Texting in general – Exhausting.

Talking – Also exhausting.

Body checking – Not helpful.

The left side of my neck not popping at the chiropractor – Unacceptable.

Sexual innuendos – Just be normal, get a hobby. 

Valentine’s Day – Nope.

Rap music that’s too descriptive about sex and drugs – Didn’t need the details.

Not working out – Unfortunately, I have to.

Weightlifting – Not for me.

Maladaptive daydreaming – Time-wasting hobby.

Speeding – Trying to be a better person.

Cussing – Working on it.